Scumbag Customer
Customer: Can I get a #2 with American Cheese?
Me: We only carry provolone.
Customer: Oh. So, like, what other cheeses do you have? Just provolone?
Me: JUST PROVOLONE

Good Customer Greg
Originally submitted by Shanpoo. I cleaned up the text a bit so it wouldn’t look so spaced out.
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